May 2013
88 posts
AVEC TOUS NOS EXILES FISCAUX EN SUISSE ILS...
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
norsegays:
“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
keepin it cool like a kelvinator: why did i look... →
the-real-jesus-christ:
why did i look up the angelina jolie mastectomy thing
there was an article about brad pitt’s reaction
his quote: “All I want for is for her to have a long and healthy life, with myself and our children,” he said. “This is a happy day for our family.”
one of the comments on the article: Poor Brad. In a sense he is a lot like OJ, he had it all, then he let it slip away....
Sorry about the sapphires
– (via ruka)
George R.R. Martin on writing women:
Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
"the friendzone"
shadesoflolita:
there was this one guy that kept asking me out.
every time I would politely decline.
He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”
He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him
The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”
he looked really happy.
I then told him: “You’ve now entered the...
bardofrage:
“hey can u make one with twilight WHITE?????LOLXD pls :3”