roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
finnlawrence: Creative Writing assignment: Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
afuturegentleman: Well… This had to be done. A parody of I want my hat back by Jon Klassen. With Layton. Lalalala.
raep face woody image dump
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work... →
tahitian: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been...